tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570351721194974013.post3331222330478261674..comments2009-03-14T21:27:51.472-05:00Bitten Hostshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17661913463004515372bittenpodcast@hotmail.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570351721194974013.post-33753299419714018972009-03-14T21:27:00.000-05:002009-03-14T21:27:00.000-05:00Whoopsies.<BR/>The above comment was not sent in by "Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors" but by who else than, ELLA THE FACEBOOK STALKER (:your favorite facebook stalkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570351721194974013.post-2429136217608987032009-03-14T21:26:00.000-05:002009-03-14T21:26:00.000-05:00Those quotes were so messed up.<BR/>My friends and I all found a way to relate them to KFC. We thought it was hilarious when Bella made fried chicken on Isle Esme.<BR/><BR/>Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."<BR/>Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"<BR/>Alice: "I do. Excellent."<BR/><BR/>They were arguing over who gets the toy in the kids meal.<BR/><BR/>Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"<BR/><BR/>Mike spilled mashed potatos on Bella when they were in KFC<BR/><BR/>Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."<BR/><BR/>Tanya and Edward ran into eachother at a KFC<BR/><BR/>Emmett: "Oooo, scary."<BR/><BR/>Emmett read the nutrition facts on the fried chicken<BR/><BR/>Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"<BR/><BR/>Jasper was talking about the bachelor party. They had it at KFC.<BR/><BR/>Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."<BR/><BR/>They were the next people in line for chicken.<BR/><BR/>Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."<BR/><BR/>Edward really didn't like the cashier at KFC<BR/><BR/>Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"<BR/><BR/>Bella sleptwalked into the KFC slaughter house ay night and woke up covered in feathers.<BR/><BR/>Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."<BR/>Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."<BR/><BR/>I forget what we said for this one<BR/><BR/>Edward: "Oops."<BR/><BR/>Edward suddenly remembered he wanted mashed potatoes not corn in his kids meal.<BR/><BR/>Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."<BR/><BR/>Renee tried to steal Alice's chicken<BR/><BR/>Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."<BR/><BR/>After a filling meal at KFC Edward and Bella went to bed.<BR/><BR/>Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."<BR/><BR/>Rosalie would NEVER let anyone double dip their chicken.<BR/><BR/>Edward: "You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime."<BR/><BR/>Edward caught Jasper stealing fried chicken<BR/><BR/>Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."<BR/><BR/><BR/>Sam freaked out when he heard KFC was closing.<BR/><BR/>Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."<BR/><BR/>Rosalie is verrrrry protective of her chicken<BR/><BR/>Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this."<BR/><BR/>Jasper is very full. He cant eat anymore chicken.<BR/><BR/>Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."<BR/><BR/>Seth was talking about those poor chickens in their coops.<BR/><BR/>Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."<BR/><BR/>When Bella was to full, Carlisle didn't no what to do.<BR/><BR/>Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"<BR/><BR/>Jacob got impatient when they were running out of chickens to kill. So he found his own chicken<BR/><BR/>Bella: "Should I be afraid?"<BR/>Edward: "Terrified."<BR/><BR/>Bella knows that if she tries to steal Rosalies fried chicken she'll die. But she tries to anyways.Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570351721194974013.post-53150844390909956122008-07-29T13:34:00.000-05:002008-07-29T13:34:00.000-05:00I want to read <I>Breaking Dawn</I> sooo much! Twilight is an awesome series. =]Aiharaex35http://www.blogger.com/profile/01389659302616500993noreply@blogger.com